Destruction You Can 100% Count On
Stalk you the way only a evil plushy can.
We offer an end-to-end MDK experience that includes seamless communication, budgeting, staffing, on-site organization, and solid, quality handiwork every time … EVERY TIME.
So cute… so cuddly… So DAMN Malevolent
Each of these rabbits is considering the best way to hunt you down and at the very least leave pellets in your tropical smoothie… now that is evil.
And work against you, not with you.
We work hard to make sure you know we are not on your team. We do not do this for compensation, but rather to further our cause and the ongoing battle against the ever present stereotype that rabbits are cute, cuddly pets for humans and prey for those larger, less sophisticated animals – like dogs, foxes, coyotes, angry squirrels and overanxious chickens. We are the predators of the new millennium and we will rule. We will not compromise until all other species cower at the twitching of our cotton tails! Now that being said we might consider letting you live for something of value, say some carrots or a nice bib lettuce.